Recent tweets

9:14am Dec 14 2015 —

RT @jasongorman: The motivational poster I would hang in every dev office would say:
“Another technology is almost certainly not the answe…

1:29am Dec 14 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: I have absolutely nothing against male newspaper editors, as long as they don’t fill the paper with stories about men a…

1:29am Dec 14 2015 —

10:34pm Dec 12 2015 —

RT @thereaIbanksy: Steve Jobs, the son of a migrant from Syria.

10:32pm Dec 12 2015 —

RT @JustinTrudeau: I’m pleased to announce the first plane carrying Syrian refugees arrives in Canada tomorrow at 9:15 pm ET. #WelcomeRefug…

12:50am Dec 10 2015 —

RT @THEAlleyeceeing: Veteran who lost his leg in Iraq perfectly silences people who assume he hates Muslims.@Montel_Williams #morningjoe ht…

8:12pm Dec 9 2015 —

RT @forthroadbridge: Although high winds restricted progress in some exposed locations today, work continued preparing materials on site ht…

8:07pm Dec 9 2015 —

@_nickl_ Hi Nick – are you able to xfer ownership of json-schema… to so we can continue dev?

1:02pm Dec 9 2015 —

RT @xamat: .@TwitterEng seems to be now completely off #cassandra…

8:28am Dec 9 2015 —

RT @GeorgeMonbiot: All the emphasis is still on dealing with #floods when they arrive in towns, rather than holding them back in the fields…

7:47am Dec 9 2015 —

9:15am Dec 8 2015 —

RT @jtuulos: Publish credentials to multiple popular npm packages leaked. A must read for any package maintainer:… #…

9:09am Dec 8 2015 —

RT @GeorgeMonbiot: .@RoryStewartUK campaigned against measures to mitigate #flooding. Now minister in charge of … flooding. My column htt…

8:04am Dec 8 2015 —

RT @IBM: Thanks for the feedback on our campaign. We heard you and we apologize for missing the mark. We promise to do better in the future.

11:36pm Dec 7 2015 —

RT @SirWB: Please don’t park like this @CastleParcels – it is bad for your business.

9:19pm Dec 7 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: Is #hackanelectricshaver a good way to get men into STEM? Or would encouraging men to hack a NASAL HAIR TRIMMER be more…

9:11pm Dec 7 2015 —

9:09pm Dec 7 2015 —

RT @trafficscotland: ⚠For info on #A895 & updated maps – check:
It will be in place 4am Monday, 24/7 #FRBinfo 🚗 htt…

8:42pm Dec 6 2015 —

RT @ruslandvalley: In 2009 we had a “once in a thousand year flood” in Cumbria. Well we’re having it again now, and it’s worse. https://t.c…

8:47pm Dec 5 2015 —

RT @cyclingkev: These guys disguised a Bible as a Quran and read passages out on the street. Worth a watch – useful resource.…

12:32pm Dec 5 2015 —

RT @transcotland: More info on the cause of the closure in attached pics #ForthRoadBridgeClosure

11:45am Dec 5 2015 —

Fascinating watching the weather go by! #UKStorm

11:37am Dec 5 2015 —

10:43pm Dec 4 2015 —

.@steven_croft Reading today’s chapter from the Advent Calendar. Isaiah 2.4. Very appropriate. #SyriaVote

12:22am Dec 3 2015 —

RT @BBC_Parody: that day when you thought the internet was maybe switched off and nobody would remember what you said. #SyriaVote https://t…

10:58pm Dec 2 2015 —

10:56pm Dec 2 2015 —

RT @nakedpastor: I finally completed my drawing today, “The Voyage of Saint Brendan”. Read about one ohim:… https://…

10:52pm Dec 2 2015 —

RT @BeatLiturgist: Lord have mercy.

10:49pm Dec 2 2015 —

RT @larbertred: I am tired of living among people who hate peace. I search for peace; but when I speak of peace, they want war!
Psalms 120:…

10:48pm Dec 2 2015 —

RT @jasongorman: Zuckerberg gets it: what’s the point in having *all the money* if the world around you is turning to shit?

12:59am Dec 2 2015 —

RT @stephenfry: The case for bombing Syria is suddenly looking clear:

10:06pm Dec 1 2015 —

RT @0xdeadbabe:… Skip all the beginning guff and start at the section “Modernism, Systems-based identity design & th…

9:57pm Dec 1 2015 —

RT @trafficscotland: *AVOID @forthroadbridge TOMORROW AM* @policescotland @RadioForthNews @KingdomFMNews – move info via…

8:34pm Dec 1 2015 —

RT @arstechnica: Adobe to kill off Flash in January’s Creative Cloud update… by @drpizza

8:21pm Dec 1 2015 —

RT @ACLU: The NSL attachment Merrill got from the FBI, in varying stages of redaction… @nickcalyx…

6:30pm Dec 1 2015 —

RT @larbertred: Latest estimates suggest they’ll have them in 45 minutes.

8:33am Dec 1 2015 —

RT @PeterRollins: A Dark Night of the Soul with the Nightlight Switched on (new post)…

6:30pm Nov 29 2015 —

RT @InfoQ: First law of software quality

5:08pm Nov 28 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: Working dad? Guilt is your worst enemy. Tackle guilt by keeping the weight off, looking younger EVERY day & snacking on…

5:07pm Nov 28 2015 —

RT @SoVeryBritish: Enjoy free UK delivery on all Very British Problems bits and bobs from today until Monday https…

11:57am Nov 28 2015 —

RT @jo_mango: Thousands of people around the world are marching tomorrow. I’m achingly looking forward to standing in front of… https://t…

12:51am Nov 28 2015 —

RT @David_EHG: As GOP incites fear of Syrian refugees, white terrorists have:
―Shot up Planned Parenthood
―Stalked mosque w/ rifles
―Shot b…

12:44am Nov 28 2015 —

RT @caraellison: oh man if you are feeling as grim as me Swing Dancers vs Street Dancers might cheer you up it’s wo…

12:24am Nov 28 2015 —

Well done @ScotRail! Conductor now has a fast app on his phone for reading smartcard, rather than the clunky and very slow ticket device.

8:39am Nov 27 2015 —

Noticed these reflective markers the other day. Have they always been there or did they just appear? #PolmontBridge

8:28am Nov 27 2015 —

@StaplesUK I can’t order from your website on mobile – I choose deliver to store and it asks me to choose a store but there are no options

11:54pm Nov 26 2015 —

RT @churchscotland: Through sights and sounds, taste, touch and smell, may I sense this world is “aflame with the glory of God” #Prayer htt…

8:03am Nov 26 2015 —

RT @canthoupicture: Someone really put into words why so**h p*rk is and continues to be trash

11:02pm Nov 25 2015 —

An awesome 15 years with @viokaps – thanks babe! Xxx

9:58pm Nov 24 2015 —

RT @laparisa: Dell pre-installing self-signed root CAs too?! #shockednotshocked

11:16pm Nov 23 2015 —

RT @BBCRadio4: 🎷🎺 🎹
Your top 10 jazz artists:
1 Miles
2 Satchmo
3 Duke
4 ‘Trane
5 Ella
6 Bird
7 Lady Day
8 Monk
9 Evans
10 O.P.

11:10pm Nov 23 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: Working husband? How do you stay hydrated? Peter, age 44, “I keep a spare celery in my wallet”. Inspirational.

11:09pm Nov 23 2015 —

RT @larbertred: Please, please, please stop saying that the #lordsprayer has been ‘banned’. It hasn’t. An ad agency has simply decided not …

11:09pm Nov 23 2015 —

@EE I got a call from Phone House today claiming to be an official EE contract end upgrade. Were they legit?

6:20pm Nov 23 2015 —


5:28pm Nov 23 2015 —

3:08pm Nov 23 2015 —

@scottish_water is there more chlorine than usual in the water in FK2 at the moment or is it just me? Smells stronger.

11:45pm Nov 22 2015 —

RT @cbarchak: The Paris attacks prove Charlie Hebdo’s critics wrong | Dorian Lynskey

9:44am Nov 22 2015 —

#p0werp0int it’s been too long – so happy to be back! @P0WERP0INT

7:25pm Nov 21 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: Working husband? How do you stay hydrated? Mark, age 44, “I drink water throughout the day”. What an inspiration.

8:35pm Nov 20 2015 —

RT @LibFalkirk: To coincide with our visit from author Jess Smith, Meadowbank are hosting an exhibition of photographs of the Scottish Trav…

8:32pm Nov 20 2015 —

Typical @ScotRail morning this week

8:31am Nov 20 2015 —

4:12pm Nov 19 2015 —

RT @flyethiopian: Meet our #female pilots that command #Ethiopian first All Women Functioned Flight. #historyinthemaking…

8:30am Nov 19 2015 —

RT @Phrannest: I hadn’t heard about these documents discovered in 2012. America DENIED. ANNE FRANK. Access to freedom. Now……

7:46am Nov 19 2015 —

RT @thegrugq: Several men who know each other and live in a small suburb managed to plan an attack in secret. And the assumption is “becaus…

9:11pm Nov 18 2015 —

.@ScotRail Making a habit of it. Yesterday morning and this evening, skipping my stop. PMT-EDB 0827/1745. #scotfail

5:53pm Nov 17 2015 —

Time for some real escapism. #reading Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum (again). I love all the ‘signs’ – he’s not a semioticist for nothing.

5:45pm Nov 17 2015 —

RT @hugorifkind: Imagine making this sign. “I’ll give the little girl pigtails, I think.” Amazing.

1:18pm Nov 17 2015 —

RT @TheEconomist: “We lost”: the generals admit defeat in Myanmar’s historic election

7:44am Nov 17 2015 —

8:19pm Nov 16 2015 —

RT @missionalfrog: A ‘flat-pack’ church is being reconstructed after spending 1,000 years on the seabed…

8:15pm Nov 16 2015 —

RT @TheTweetOfGod: What would Jesus do? Funny you ask.

8:08pm Nov 16 2015 —

RT @mattblaze: If you use one of these, you may or may not be a terrorist: encryption, PlayStation 4s, Casio watches.

5:33pm Nov 16 2015 —

RT @pjryan51: @NetworkRailEGIP you should run a local competition in each area to get entries for painting murals on these.

5:31pm Nov 16 2015 —

RT @NetworkRailEGIP: #Redding #Falkirk This is completed bridge at #LivingstoneTerrace. It’s wider with higher side walls. #EGIP https://t…

5:31pm Nov 16 2015 —

WTF @ScotRail @Level3 @globalreachtech ScotRail free WiFi now requires my gender??! #Polmont station, this morning

8:49am Nov 16 2015 —

RT @doctorow: The Internet will always suck (my new column, pls RT!)…

7:59am Nov 16 2015 —

RT @TGRdnb: Scot paper NAILS IT. #compassion
“@IainMacWhirter in @newsundayherald today – don’t fall for it” via @f…

5:50pm Nov 15 2015 —

RT @SoVeryBritish: Meanings of “interesting”
1. Interesting
2. Remarkably boring
3. Suspicious
4. Curious
5. I’m afraid I’m not listening …

5:47pm Nov 15 2015 —

RT @larbertred: Love over hate following the Paris terrorist attacks.…

5:46pm Nov 15 2015 —

12:23am Nov 15 2015 —

RT @BrendanEich: “The nanokernel itself can run in less than 100 Kilobytes of memory.”…

9:35pm Nov 14 2015 —

9:30pm Nov 14 2015 —

RT @GreatDismal: This alumichrom teeth-spraying salon always has an upful aphorism

9:21pm Nov 14 2015 —

RT @simonbarrow: Lest we forget: 173 civilian killings in #Iraq over past 3 days alone, & no day free of such deaths for years. Plus *many*…

9:11pm Nov 14 2015 —

RT @chinkyp4: Before we start the blame game, this is what we need to clear up first #ParisAttacks #ParisTerrorAttacks…

8:30am Nov 14 2015 —

RT @exploreplanets: “Rosetta and Philae: One Year Since Landing on a Comet”

5:44pm Nov 13 2015 —

Translation: bloke cleaning loos. English is a funny language.

1:24pm Nov 13 2015 —

RT @NWTrunkRoads: Wintry showers on parts of north west just now – please drive to conditions if out. Pic from #A9 #Slochd traffic cam http…

9:15am Nov 13 2015 —

It’s been a while since the last #Polmont platform extension update – as you can see it’s getting close to finished!

8:32am Nov 13 2015 —

Prayer before preaching.… via @doctorsutton

9:09am Nov 12 2015 —

RT @manwhohasitall: “My biggest confidence boost is when my boss says I look lovely,” Richard, age 35. Cheers mate. Inspirational.

8:36am Nov 12 2015 —

It’s not quite over yet at #PolmontBridge – garden bed just finished, and last week screens went up to cover void.

8:31am Nov 12 2015 —

RT @ExoCharbonneau: Time-lapse of exact moment that the MEarth Observatory discovered the nearby terrestrial exoplanet GJ1132b…

7:51am Nov 12 2015 —

RT @Alby: Another magnetic chain reaction.

8:13am Nov 11 2015 —

RT @Alby: Magnetic chain reaction.

8:13am Nov 11 2015 —

RT @jasongorman: Pretty much my entire day has been dogged by shitty software and broken business processes. So, a normal Tuesday, then

8:01am Nov 11 2015 —

RT @wwwtxt: The most negative effect of the net is that it lets people with a flawed world view get together and reinforce their own belief…

6:05pm Nov 10 2015 —